Showing posts with label Lady Gaga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lady Gaga. Show all posts

Sunday, 16 September 2012

The Born this Way Ball


Whether you are a fan or not, you have to give credit where it's due. She's a damn good performer. Christina, Jessie and Mariah get out there and rock the vocals. Britney (back in the day) and innumerable girl groups  get out there and bust the moves, but there's no denying that Gaga gets out there and smashes them both... at the same time. LIVE! The only other female pop performer (leaving musical theatre artists aside) I've seen with those kind of skills is Beyonce, and, oh, look, they paired up. Twice!


I think you either love Gaga or hate her. I don't think you can be ambivalent about her, but correct me if I'm wrong? I for that matter love her. I love her music, her outfit creations and her fragility. I love her "brand", oddity and crazy. But most of all I love her message. This whole tour was called the Born This Way Ball, following on from The Monster Ball tour a few years back (Wikipedia has a short synopsis here). Where The Monster Ball was a story about the long journey of striving for fame and fortune and, unfortunately, all the crazy that goes with it when you arrive at your destination, this was a spectacle in tribute to individuality, diversity and acceptance.



Listen to the words of Born This Way, Hair and Bad Kids and they're all about being proud of who you are, what you do and why you do it. I felt like this was the message. I feel like Gaga always has a message! I feel like everything she says/does/tweets/wears/inks on her arm is deliberate and controlled. I feel like that is a good thing. I like it.



The show was set in with a futuristic tone, narrated by a Holly-esque hologram (a reference lost on you if you weren't a Red Dwarf fan) called Mother G.O.A.T and was full to the brim of political and societal references (a song in tribute to Princess Diana? Hmmm) . I chose to ignore those and listen to the points she made about self affirmation and pride, so let's not get in to it! I'm no music, politics or arts critic, I'm just a Gaga fan, so I can't give you any critical review on the content , I can just tell you that I loved it for just being Lady Gaga's own personal brand of Bonkers (yes that's a capital B). Outrageously, comically, heart-warmingly Bonkers. Her outfits. Her choreography. Her random commentary. The staging. The dancers. The star-struck fans that she pulled up on stage. The fact that she was born from an inflatable zipped-up vagina (that looked suspiciously like a giant Christmas turkey) and morphed in to a motorbike. The fact that she rifled through the debris that her super-die-hard fans threw on to the stage, found a t-shirt and wore it, but found a Barbie and drop-kicked it to the side (I too hate Barbie!)! The tributes she made to other great artists. The fact that she ran around like a crazy person waving a Union Flag. The fact that she thanked us profusely and repeatedly for coming to see her show. The fact that she continues to show her nay-sayers that they were wrong to put her down and tell her she would never succeed. So ner... basically!


After a summer of feeling happy, full of pride and beans and being surrounded by positivity and optimism with sporting role models from the Olympics and Paralympics all over the media, seeing Lady Gaga back on a stage re-affirming that positivity, self-worth, equality, diversity and love is worth fighting for and screaming out loud for, I felt even more energised. I wish they'd helicoptered her across London (she was performing at Twickenham) after her Sunday night show to the Olympic stadium to round off the closing ceremony instead of Rihanna. But that's a whole other issue.  



Very excited for Art Pop to arrive and her promotional activities (a.k.a. controversy and outrage in the Daily Mail most days!) to kick off.... is it too soon for countdown sleeps?


Long Live Lady Gaga! Long live crazy.

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Culture?

This month was full of fun! It was the start of the 30th birthday season with a hen do thrown in for good measure, resulting in lots of drinking, partying and fancy dress. There’ll be more on this soon, but first, for some culture! After my lazy Sunday of watching low-rate telly, I thought I should attempt to look a bit more civilized and intellectual. It doesn’t really suit me though, so I’ll start working on posting the less cultured stuff soon… 

Degas and the Ballet: Picturing Movement

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My lovely company gave me some free passes to an exclusive out-of-hours viewing of the Degas Exhibition at the Royal Academy. To be honest I'm a bit of a pleb when it comes to art and not really a gallery person. I'm more about art in situ – a picture of a historical figure on the wall somewhere like Hampton Court is much more spine-tingling for me. Standing in the room that it was painted for, on the same floor boards as the commissioner, looking at it in the same light as it was seen in then, is more what "art" means to me. A picture on a white wall in a room with a plaque to tell you about it leaves me a bit cold, but, being a former dancer, I’m familiar with a lot of the Degas works, and I was interested to be given the “behind the scenes” information that really makes them come alive, and with free, "backstage" access, who can say no? I took my mum and my aunt, both avid ballet fans, and it was great to spend some time wandering amongst the famous paintings, sculptures and films with a guide who knew all the history, meaning, references to other artists and hidden jokes in the pictures.  The exhibition was about Degas' "preoccupation with movement" and it claimed to "trace the development of the artist's ballet imagery throughout his career, from the documentary mode of the early 1870s to the sensuous expressiveness of his final years".  

I saw all of those things, and more.
Despite the pictures being of dancers, and being replicated in various pretty, feminine and fluffy ways (I've seen them on girly lunch boxes, post it notes, and pencil cases to name but a few) I’ve never thought that they were particularly pretty or nice pictures. But they are some of the most recognised images in history, especially for dancers! I’ve always thought them rather ugly and they make me uncomfortable to look at. Probably, because, in my mind, the dancers in the pictures don’t look particularly comfortable with their art, the scenes are messy, and the movement is not as precise or honed as I was taught they should be. There is a fuzzy ugliness to the paintings in my (untrained) eyes.
Hearing the curator talk about how Degas wasn’t portraying flouncy, pretty, dainty ballerinas, but dancers who were prostitutes to make ends meet, who joked around in rehearsal studios and who were a world away from modern day ballerinas in terms of their physiques, made me realise that perhaps I had been seeing the pictures correctly all along. Albeit for different reasons. He told us about the pictures being less about the subjects, and more about the movement, hence the title, and also about space. Having never looked too closely at the pictures as anything but pictures before I had never noticed the subtle "mistakes" that weren't actually mistakes. Repeated figures, figures seemingly cropped out of the shot, but in fact very purposefully so. Movement lines. Clever composition to suggest a whirlwind of fouette turns across the canvas. Figures copied from photographs or referenced in famous studios of the time. Portraits of notorious ballet masters in the background of various paintings. All of these details were pointed out to us as the gallery staff went about their pre-opening rituals around us. We then moved on to his sculptures (just as the fire alarm test went off), including that famous little dancer he never intended for the world to see, to hear a little bit of background about this little girl who disappeared from records not too long after posing for Degas, and about how she came to be one of the most famous "dancers" in history.  It was brilliant to see how she aided his works going forward.
He pointed out jests, references to other artists who were studying the human form and the art of capturing movement at the same time in history, and also poking fun at those that he didn’t deem “proper” artists, namely photographers. I learned about his life, the way his vision and technique changed over time, as his sight diminished and as other artists influenced him, and I saw the only piece of film, on record, of Degas himself. It is in fact a paparazzi-style film, captured by a biographer whom Degas refused to pose for, so he shot it in secret from across the street outside his home. It was enchanting. It’s literally only 15 or so seconds long and it’s of him walking along a Parisian street with his niece, narrowly avoiding a lamp post. I sat and watched that 15-second film repeat itself for about five minutes before dragging myself back to Canary Wharf to do some work!
I'm not an art buff (in fact I'm far from it), I've never had any affection for Degas as an artist, nor his ballet dancers, save for a little bit of interest on the dancing side, but i did find this exhibition incredibly interesting, moving and informative and i definitely took something away from the hour or two i spent there, even if it was just clarification that my initial thoughts on his works weren't blasphemous!
If you have any interest in art, movement, the history of photography, sculpture or even just in ballet I would most definitely recommend it. And if you're not, but can get your hands on some free tickets, I'd still suggest you pay a visit!
Warhorse
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Warhorse was exquisite. Having seen the fabulous puppeteering skills in The Lion King, I didn’t think it could be beaten, but I was wrong. As the show begins you’re looking for the puppeteers, you’re watching them and the way they control the “animals”, marvelling at their skill and accuracy, and by the end of the show they are invisible and the animals take on a life of their own. I’m a bit of an animal lover and I especially love horses, so I don’t know if it was just me, or if the puppet animals had the same effect on everyone, but if the horses were on stage the humans became peripheral to the action. I was transfixed by them and had to remind myself to pay attention. I grew more and more emotionally attached to the animals’ stories, than those of the humans.
The overall story is a familiar one, not only if you’ve read the book, or the reviews, but because it’s set in the first world war and touches on the themes that we see whenever the Great War is referenced in modern media. At the macro level, the hopelessness of our chances as we sent millions of boys out to die as machine gun fodder and the barbaric nature of the conflict in the field. At the micro level, the camaraderie amongst the Tommys, both with those on their own side and with those on the other side of No Man’s Land.
We see the story through the eyes of a spirited horse named Joey and his new owner, trainer and friend, Albert. Bought at market in a small village in Devon by a poor family for their farm, he proves himself to be spirited, intelligent, loyal and a loving companion. The start of World War I finds Joey sold to the British cavalry and he sees battle, on the ground in France, for both the British and the German armies. We, and Joey, meet various characters along the way and we see the war from all their points of view. Albert’s selfish cousin, a disillusioned German officer, a friend that Albert makes in the trenches pining for his girl back home, a proud horse named Topthorn, a gregarious French farm girl and her frightened mother. Some of the dialogue is even played out in German and French and I was rather proud, not to mention astonished, that I understood all of it!
The staging and the effects are amazing, inventive and at times, funny. The use of the space and props is both clever and appropriate for the subject matter, being sparse and simple, but meaningful. The acting didn’t blow me away, but there was enough emotion there to bring me to tears a number of times, and it was believable. I don’t find it as comfortable to sit and watch dramatic acting on stage as I do on film. I’m much more relaxed with dance or comedy on a stage, but in this instance, it was more about the puppets and staging. The script and story itself were good. Great, even, especially when you start to think of the story’s roots. However, there were parts where I found myself drifting away from the moment and thinking about other things or my eyes began to wander with my mind, and I don’t know if the fault there is mine or the director’s for not keeping the pace up with the dialogue and particularly the monologues and soliloquies. The music and singing was, however, wonderful. It added atmosphere, passion and sentiment in the way that only a tuneful human voice can. I did think about buying the soundtrack, but I think, when taken out of context, and played on my iPod on a packed commuter train it’s not going to hold the same weight!
But, ultimately, the script, staging, props, singing and acting all come second in my eyes as nothing can compete with the emotion, skill and devotion of the puppeteers, and the puppet designers.
I won’t ruin the ending, and I shan’t ruin the surprise of the puppets by telling you anymore but I will tell you that you should book tickets to see it as soon as you can!
And finally...

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 ...I also popped in to the O2 to see Britney's Femme Fatale tour (again courtesy of my lovely company!), that certainly doesn't fit here, but I'll tell you about it briefly anyway! Bless her heart, she tried, she really did. So much harder than she tried on the Circus tour but just not hard enough to live up to the standards she set long ago, nor the standards being set by the new (and some old) faces on the block, like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Beyonce. But it's over now. She just needs to go home and be a mummy. She will always have a special place in my heart. She will always be the princess of pop, but for now she needs to get off the stage and do what she wants to do, not what her p!mps, sorry, management want her to do!

The production was so small I was certain that we were in the wrong place, or a whole stage was going to fall from the ceiling to make the show more spectacular. But it didn't. And it's probably a good thing as poor Brit would never had had the energy to cover any more stage than she absolutely had to. It was incredibly small in comparrisson to Circus, but back then I think all the production was put around her so as to mask the fact that she was (a) miming, (b) not dancing and (c) doped up to the eyeballs. The stages was set up like a big top in the middle of the arena so that there was nowhere to put screen so essentially we never saw Britney close up to tell. Just to clarify - miming is fine in my mind so long as you're pulling out some astounding choreo. If you're not then please sing. Even better, make like Gaga or Beyonce and do both. Thank you.

Anyway, back to Femme Fatale. The stage was about the size of the stage at my old dance school, which was a bit disappointing. The theming relating to "Femme Fatale" was pretty loose with long drawn out video voice overs (was she back stage having a sit and a cuppa between tunes?) from a malevolent controlling male stalker seeking out Britney's secret agent character all over the world - cue Egyptian scenery and dancers, some Japanese costumes and the obligatory police cell dancing requiring scantily clad females to dance in tiny "cells" with sexy policemen. I've asked Mr G... this is not reality. So he says...

Britney walks around a lot, flicks her (fake) hair a lot and yells "HEY [INSERT CITY]!" a lot. That's about it. The dance moves were sluggish and she put so little effort in it was actually quite distressing. Brit was the queen of isolation. Where did the passion and attack go? It didn't matter that she mimed in the past, to me, because her moves had me transfixed. Now, it's as much as she can do to hit the flick-ball-change on the right beat and walking from one side of the stage to the other to wave and sparkle at the fans is about as energetic as she gets.

What was even more upsetting was that the choreography was, quite frankly, incredibly dated. It belongs in the Grade 2 modern class I took 18 years ago! Even worse was that the choreographer stood about 2 metres in front of the stage and did the ENTIRE performance in front of Britney so she could copy him. At first I thought he was an over-exuberant fan, but after a while I realised that not even the most dedicated of Britney fans would spend their time learning all that tosh. He even stood in front of her to do the "stand on the podium at each side of the stage and do jumping movements and blow kisses toyour fans" sections for her to copy.

It made me sad.

She perked up a bit when she did the older songs, clearly she remembers the funky choreo of old and pulls out a bit more fire for those numbers. But for the newer stuff, she could have walked off stage and left her (equally lack-lustre) dance troupe to deal with it for her and you wouldn't notice. In fact she did this several times to change uniforms, sorry, costumes.

At one point about 20 members of the audience end up on stage dancing with the backing dancers. I'm not exaggerating when I say that there were times when it was hard to tell the difference bewteen the fans and the professionals.

In her defence, she was a lot more interactive than on the Circus tour and there was a lot more actual singing, despite autotune and vocal effects.

I don't think her heart's in it anymore. So I'll let her off. Also, she used to pull out a spectacular show so in reverence to that, I will forgive. But, as a message to her management, and/or her parents... just leave her alone now. She's worked so hard for you. She's earned millions for you. Let her do what she wants to do now and stop wheeling her out on stage like a performing monkey.

She was legendary. Let's leave it on a high, eh?



Saturday, 4 June 2011

Memories

So, on the subject of memories, I was just driving home from Zumba (my latest obsession!) and a quick excerpt of Chris Moyles’ Ten Second Take Over came on and of the songs, every one of them evoked a strong memory. Scientists say smells evoke memories, and I believe that. Tea tree oil reminds me of my days as an underage bar maid, Issey Miyake reminds me of the early days of Operation Make Nick Marry Me, CKone reminds me of the summer after GCSEs, a squeeze of lemon in cake batter reminds me of my mum’s pre-Christmas baking weekends, chemically treated water makes me think of Disneyland and more recently adult-Disneyland (AKA Las Vegas)… the list could go on…
But songs, they don’t just remind me of things, they make me relive the memory. They make me sad, or happy, give me goosebumps, make me cry, leave me unable to stop myself from pulling out a few toe taps and finger clicks (unless there’s a good space and then I pull out a full on impromptu dance routine), I literally couldn’t live my life without music.
Sometimes I can’t remember the exact memory, I just remember the feeling and for no reason I’ll burst out laughing, or the tears will just start to fall.
Maybe I need counselling?
Maybe I don’t.
Either way I don’t care, because, despite my hyper-sensitivity sometimes being a hindrance in everyday life (does anyone else cry when they run out of CocoPops or when they miss the bus by a split second? No? Just me then), sometimes, it’s what actually makes me feel alive.
So, here are my top picks for making me FEEL my memories all over again (remember, these are not my favourite songs, that's a whole different ball game. These are just ones that have the strongest memory connections for me)
  1. Born Slippy – Underworld: the goodtimes of Year 9. I thought the dramas of skirt lengths, the embarrassment of flat shoes, inappropriate boy crushes, glittery eyeliner-related detentions, friendship pacts, tattoo designs on the back of pencil cases and avoiding violent confrontation with the nasty girls in the year above when caught sneaking in to their toilets would last forever. Sometimes it feels like it has!
  2. When Doves Cry Quindon Tarver: The second Sandon School Variety Show and every Friday night round at Kim’s! There are various other songs from Romeo and Juliet that would make Kim, Caroline and me go weak at the knees mainly for their association with Leo. This one holds the most memories for me though.
  3. The Secret Song – Alanis Morisette: sung a cappella in a haunting voice with heart wrenching lyrics by the woman who played God. Sung in screechy, 20 20-fueled voices by me, Kim and Liz “over the park” most weekends.
  4. Like a Prayer – Madonna: the original bad girl from Nu Yawk, causing outrage in the Catholic church long before she passed the baton to Lady Gaga. This song just makes me think of my childhood, dancing, parties, going to church, Top of the Pops and generally being happy and dancey and a little bit crazy…. And THEN it makes me think of the fact that Papa Bear was offered two VIP tickets for her Blonde Ambition tour and he turned them down on the basis that I was too young and she was too raunchy. When I found out I. Was. Not. Happy.  Hmph! I could include every Madonna song here –I won’t, but I would like to give a special mention to La Isla Bonita, Crazy For You, Vogue and Papa Don’t Preach. 
  5. Bad Medicine – Bon Jovi: in fact, any Bon Jovi song, but this one in particular reminds me of driving to pick up my Nanny from London with Papa Bear. I would hold the hair brush for him to sing in to, then I’d play air guitar and he’d play the drums on the steering wheel.  We would show Nanny on the way home and he’d get shouted at for taking his hands off the wheel. Don’t tell Nick! 
  6. Cry me a River – Justin Timberlake:  reminds me of my 21st birthday when one of my besties managed to blag us in to his launch party at the Mayfair Club. We watched him throw some moves to Rock your Body, Baby Spice hit me on the head (by accident) with her glass, we danced on a sofa with Romeo and got papped leaving the club and sharing a cab with O-Town. Surreal night, and one I will never forget. The song still gives me goosebumps… the Justin one, that is!   
  7. Beyonce – Sweet Dreams:  whilst getting ready with my BMs and my mum and two amazing assistants on the morning of my wedding, we had MTV on for about four hours straight. This is the only song I remember, and now every time I hear it I think of those feelings of anticipation, excitement, happiness, love and togetherness all over again. I distinctly remember admiring her hot bod and fly-girl moves and probably did a wee jig of my own in the bridal suite in my PJs, and it’s highly likely I did a little damage to the 15th century beams and floor boards in the process.  It’s strange that in the hustle and bustle of the most important morning of my life, of all the things to evoke such strong feelings, it’s this song. Thank you Beyonce for the sweet dreams and beautiful nightmares!
  8. Sneaker Pimps – Spin Spin Sugar: Vauxhall Novas and Calibras, Kenwood sound systems, tweeters  and subwoofers, Easy Jeans, CK jumpers, curtains, puffa jackets, first mobile phones, pagers, borrowed jumpers…  ahhhh my rude girl mid-teens. PURE! 
  9. Status Quo – Rockin’ all over the World: I think my Dad is proud of me, in fact I know he’s proud of me. However I think the one achievement in my life that makes him the most proud was when he taught me the Status Quo shoulder-to-shoulder-hands-on-hips dance as a toddler and I would perform it with him on demand at parties. A teeny (but little bit pudgy) tot and a 6 foot 2 rugby player, Status Quo-ing on demand – excellent. Had You Tube existed then we’d have been legends! 
  10. Xtina – Dirrty and Nelly – Hot in Here: Monday nights at Dukes with Katy and Claire, strutting our stuff on the dancefloor and drinking dirty pints in KEGS bar. Fights (not our fault, written apology gained), keeping other dancers away from The Shoes, fancy dress, fake DJs, chats with Pat, microchips, queuing round the car park, £7million refurb… I miss the Dukes days. Soon it will be razed to the ground. That will be a sad day.  The minute we hear the opening bars of these tunes at a party, wild horses couldn’t drag us girls off the dancefloor. 
  11. Fleetwood Mac – Little Lies: “Mummy, why does the lady say to tell lies, I thought lying was bad?”… explain the meaning of a Fleetwood Mac song to precocious child who won’t accept “because I’m bigger than you and I said so” as an answer. This was always on in my Mum’s red metallic Renault (never in the banana-yellow one). I loved it, not just for the catchy lyrics and atmospheric tune, but for the thought provoking moral debates those lyrics encouraged on long drives. Also, can we just take a moment for Stevie Nicks in that amazing frock coat… 
  12. Lonyo – Summer of Love: I passed my driving test, got me some wheels (a blue Fiesta, W162 YTW) got me a wicked sound system (a remote control for my head unit – well flash), got me some wicked sounds (Pure Garage innit) and this was on the mix. Bombing around Essex and “parking up” with my Rude Girls (Lady Caz – you know this), my tunes blaring and my tyres screeching. Happy happy days! 
  13. UK Apache and Shy FX – Original Nuttah: I just HAVE to get up and dance around like an Original Nuttah to this. I can’t tell you what the exact memories are, but I know they revolve around Reebok Classics, dancing and goodtimes! Nicky G and I bonded, not just over our love of Harry Potter, a family interest in rugby and our extreme good looks… but over our love of a bit of Junglist craziness on the dancefloor in Chicagos. Wicked wicked. 
  14. Baby D – Let Me Be Your Fantasy: the year 8 French trip. We did what all good Sandon girls should. We ran riot. We rowed. We formed new friendship groups and switched rooms in the middle of the night. We chatted to French boys through the window. We drove the teacher mad. We got sick on smuggled-in alcohol. We got lost. We got threatened with expulsion. We got the bus driver in trouble for perving on us (he was!!!). We played baby D’s Let Me Be Your Fantasy on our Walkmans and shared earphones on the backseat. French trip: Done. 
  15. The Rembrandts – I’ll Be There For You: Soundtrack to one of the best programme in history (Friends –obvs) and thus the soundtrack to MY history. Friends (the series), to me, means so much – Friday nights, snuggling up with Nick to watch my Christmas boxsets, summer holiday lay-ins with T4. Scene It games nights before big life changes. Also, when told by Emma that she’d forgotten the Mack and Mabel music for my Leaning on a Lampost solo number in the Variety Show finale, but not to worry – she had a replacement and I could freestyle it. So, I was on the stage in my top hat, tail coat and sparkly dolly shoes and this came on… most fun I’ve had on a stage, ever! It basically makes me think of my Friends and I know that they’ll be There For [Me], forever.
  16. Christina Aguilera, L’il Kim, Pink, Mya – Lady Marmalade: reminds me of the last dance show I performed in and I miss dancing every day. Thick stage make up, sweaty tights, smelly costumes, bleeding toes, lost shoes, chocolate for lunch and Wimpy for dinner, not seeing daylight for a week, backstage nerves, getting naked in corridors in front of complete strangers (you not caring and them not blinking an eye), getting physically abused by the hair assistants, learning to apply false eyelashes without mirrors, being a size 8… those were the days. 
  17. Queen We are the Champions: Watching Live Aid with my Dad. It’s just so atmospheric. He recorded it and we’d watch it on Saturday afternoons when my mum was out or play it in the background while we would be clearing up the house and moving the lounge furniture around to prepare for a big Hale House party…. Goosebumps every time! 
  18. Robbie Williams – Angels: bunking off school one afternoon and heading round to Dan’s with Neil, Crabtree, Fisky and Amy to play Monopoly and drink strawberry daiquiris(?!?) a few days before we broke up for Christmas.  I can’t remember much about the afternoon but I remember our excuse for absence not going down well with Mr Ragg and I’m pretty sure we missed some important GCSE stuff. Hey… we were learning about property management.
  19. Israel kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere over the rainbow: the only memory on this list that is a sad one. Well it’s not completely sad. It makes me think, originally, of when Dr Green died on ER. A sad, sad event. I cried a lot at that. In real life it evoked happy memories of mine and Kim’s weddings, and sad ones then of saying goodbye to my Nanny, a wonderful woman who is now Somewhere over the Rainbow with my Granddad. Really the memories are not about the happy or sad events that I associate it with, but about the people that those events included. It’s an extraordinary song, sung by an extraordinary man, in an extraordinary way and it reminds me of extraordinary people. I listen to it a lot. Sometimes I have to skip it though as it’s likely to make me cry, but crying is feeling and feeling is living and living is good. So this is one song that will ALWAYS be on my iPod. Listen to the words. In fact, watch the video attached. Those folk in the water are there to celebrate his life, the things he achieved, the people he touched, and the fact that he lived. That’s what mourning looks like in my head and this is the music that goes with that vision.
  20. Lady Gaga – EVERYTHING: do I need to elaborate? Every time a song comes out it becomes my fave. She rocks my world and she makes me happy. Punch-the-air-dance-in-the-street-sing-out-loud-on-the-bus happy. “I’m beautiful in my way, ‘cause God makes no mistakes”. This is the Word of the Lady. Thanks be to Gaga.
I also have a whole separate section of Christmas songs that just fill me with tremors of seasonal happiness… the top five being:
  1. Stay Another Day – East 17: reminds me of my favourite time of year and the excitement in the run up. I think it’s the bells that get me. That and the fact that I was always team E17, never Take That. Unfortunately they let me down badly. 
  2. All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carey: Just reminds me of the pre-Christmas club excursions dressed up in sexy santa outfits (obviously) and bopping about with mistletoe headbands at Dukes with Katy and Claire.  
  3. Mistletoe and Wine – Cliff Richard: reminds me of the first time I ever went to a stadium concert. My dad knew Cliff’s PA and got me and my Nan VIP seats. I was the youngest person there by three decades, but I loved every second. It was the middle of summer and I was worried he wouldn’t sing this, seeing as it was out of season, but sure enough after his 50s medley (I must have been the only 7 year old who knew all the words to those 50s classics, and so my Vintage Americana obsession began) he pulled out my song, not before he pretended to be a jewellery box ballerina and did a few pirouettes. He waved at me at the end of that concert…. It was only 15 years later that my dad told me that I was sitting in the row behind Cliff’s mum and he was waving at her! Oh well… he did send me a signed picture for my birthday to make up for it.
  4. Do They Know it’s Christmas – Band Aid: the bells, the atmosphere, the feeling of togetherness, it just makes me feel so festive and happy. It makes me want to hug people and feed the world. Probably the best charity song ever as well as one of the best Christmas songs. I remember putting up Christmas decorations at my mum’s friend’s house and standing on chairs to reach the ceiling, and singing at the tops of our voices while playing air drums and guitar, memories! 
  5. 2become1 – The Spice Girls: Not strictly a Christmas song, but Liz bought me this for me for Christmas one year, with a black PVC make up bag (that I still own) and I listened to it non-stop over that Christmas period, now it reminds me of wearing tinsel round my tie, bauble earrings, mistletoe on my antlers headband (all on top of my school uniform obvs), Christmas eve prep, maxi skirts (the first time round), queuing at Derek Kelly for our turkey and family arriving to start the celebrations. God I loved the Spice Girls.  
And to finish… the “if I had to pick a soundtrack to my life” song
Greatest Day – Take That: I’m not a Take That girl as I mentioned, so I was more surprised than anyone that we picked a Take That song for our first dance. But we did, and now, in my head forever it will be “Nick n Viki’s first dance” and it makes me smile. Which is good, as that’s what first dances are about…. and it really was the Greatest Day! That bit at 2 mins 40 makes my heart surge, I see it as the “fist punch in the air” ultimate feel-good moment and I have to restrain myself from doing so on the train/bus/street/car (I have a soft top, so the roof is very low), and it works for any happy situation - graduating, a winning sports team, a love story, someone overcoming adversity…
Listen to the words and tell me that they don’t make you tingle too… 

Sunday, 22 May 2011

This week I smiled because


  • it’s been exactly 8 years since I stood on the doorstep of The Original Mr and Mrs G and demanded that my Mr G be my boyfriend. It was the only way!
  • I got to see Kim’s growing bump wiggle. Keep cooking baby Sones!
  • I sang along to Fleetwood Mac week on Glee. Yes, Go your own way indeed.
  • I watched Lady Gaga headlining on Radio 1’s Big Weekend
  • I squealed at Lady Gaga dedicating a song to Wills and Kate whilst headlining on Radio 1’s Big Weekend. My idol loves my girl crush as much as I do. Excellent.
  • me and my buddies, attended a party in colour matched outfits (completely by fluke) and those colours were red, white and blue (my current fave). It’s like we have one mind. We rock. We are cool. Cooooooool Britannia in fact.
  • I put the finishing touches to the bedroom. At last.
  • I listed and sold my first item on eBay. I knew my degree would come in handy sometime (it was bl**dy complicated!). Bring on more wardrobe clear out!
  • the Griffiths went wine tasting… nuff said.
  • I got to wear the first of my summer outfits to the Bathhouse for Laura’s birthday.
  • I found the three dresses I bought last week for the various weddings and events I’m attending, online with 25% off. Bargaintastic
  • I stalked my hairdresser and found him at a new salon (he left my regular one), and got my hair did… and found a new table-wear designer in the process.
  • I helped out my lovely friends with their businesses and helping people makes me happy.
  • TOWIE won a BAFTA. REEEEEEEEEEEM.
  • I caught up with some of my besties... and one of them is coming home from travelling in FIVE DAYS!! So excited!
  • PAY DAY!! Thank.The.Lord.
Keep smiling
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Wednesday, 18 May 2011

In Gaga We Trust

The new album arrives next week.
This makes me happy. In fact, this makes me ECSTATIC!
Her first album, The Fame, rocked my world. I listened to it non-stop for weeks. It was the soundtrack to some of my happiest memories of 2009. For example…

·    Katy and I made up a dance to Poker Face on a beach in Brisbane. We found a way around the “no music” rule by both listening to it on our iPods at the same time. Basically a silent disco for two. Yeah… we got some strange looks. But mainly they were from my mum. So there’s nothing different there.
·    Jumping around like loonies at V festival (after a slight tantrum when Oasis ruined everyone’s fun and my finely tuned plans) as she flung her shoes about and did nasty things to a piano.
·    My gorgeous friends and family dressed me up as Lady G on my hen weekend and they dressed up as my Pink-arazzi.  Some glorious rows with the doormen of Edinburgh ensued (“what do you mean I can’t come in with a wig on… what if I was bald? That’s discrimination. OOOOR, what if I ACTually was Gaga. You wouldn’t turn her away for wearing a wig would you?”) and some twit of a girl actually thought we were famous. Who were we to burst her bubble…
·    Rocking out with my girls on the dancefloor at my wedding, wearing my Lady Gaga glasses… Brings a tear of happiness to my eye just thinking about it.
·    The list is endless…

And then, when we wondered what she’d do next, she brought out the bonus mini-album, The Fame Monster. She burst on to our screens to promote it, dressed as an armour-plated, slightly unhinged cat in a giant bath and wiped the floor with Cheryl Cole with her live vocals on X Factor. HA!

Bad Romance was WICKED! Against the backdrop of her condemnation by religious bodies across the world, Baby Bro and I spent hours discussing the alleged hidden messages, masonic symbolism and the faintly disturbing imagery in her videos and the intelligence of her lyrics. She stopped being my latest girl crush and became a minor obsession. Actually, a major obsession. She was no longer just a musician and performer. She was a sociological study! Some would have you believe she was a new-gen Illuminatus... Hmmm.

Either way, I hadn’t loved anyone this much since Madonna.

So when she did the video for Alejandro, it was a complete homage to Madge. Heaven. I was no longer cheating on Madonna with Gaga, now they were virtually combined in to one person! Excellent, my hero worship became much simpler and I felt much less guilty!

And then? And THEN she performed on the Royal Variety Show, dressed as an S&M Elizabeth I and curtseyed to the Queen… later telling Jonathan Ross how excited and nervous she was to meet Queenie. Gaga loves Queen Liz I and Queen Liz II, too!

So, I don’t need to tell you that I managed to get my hands on tickets. I wore cat ears and Gaga glasses and sang or screamed at the top of my voice while she performed every live vocal and every energetic dance move with passion. This must have been what it felt like for my friends when they screamed for boybands back in the day. Or, in fact, last year. (Maybe fangirl is going to have to share the love around… Queenie and Gaga!?).

But then she went quiet and it was all about the fashion. Which blows my mind. But the music and performing blows my mind more.

So, when Born This Way dropped, I snaffled it up, another homage to Her Madgesty (anyone else accidentally start singing Express Yourself halfway through?) and me likey. But me likey Judas more (does the video make you think of Like a Prayer, too?) so I snaffled that up as well and I’ve listened to it non-stop since.

Which brings me to present day. She dedicated a song to Wills and Kate, changed the words to Orange Coloured Sky to make it a love story about the Royal Wedding then sat atop a grand piano and sang some old school jazz. Could I be any more excited?

Gaga hearts the Royals as much as me and a new album in less than a week. Happiness is...

Gaga being Queenie... Queenie and Gaga swapping style tips... Queenie being Gaga
God Save Lady Gaga. In Gaga we Trust.

Only 7200 minutes until the album drops......

Saturday, 14 May 2011

Do you have a girl crush?

Because I do. Lots.
Not just on famous people, but on a few “real life” people too. I’ll keep those to myself though, otherwise it could get a bit, uh, weird. I do get confused though, is it a girl crush if you want to BE the girl or if you want to be friends WITH her? Sometimes I want to do both, sometimes one or t’other.  Urban Dictionary provides no assistance, with definitions for both the former and the latter.

So here’s the list, in no particular order. It’s also interchangeable. Tomorrow it could look completely different. Except for the obvious… you know who I mean!

1.       P-Middy
That dress? What more do you need from me?
2.       Lady Gaga
Because she was born that wa-hey
3.       Fearne Cotton
I heart her nostrils (and her hair and her clothes and her face and her job…)
4.       Davina McCall
I want her to be my Big Sister
5.       Helena Bonham-Carter
Just exquisite, but the original bonkers bird.
6.       Emma Watson
Mainly so I can copy her homework, but I'd also borrow her Burberry mac and steal her Lancome lippie and get her to introduce me to her best buds...

7.       Lily Allen
Cos she’s just a normal girl, innit
8.       The Duchess of Cambridge
You need an explanation?

9.       Victoria Beckham
...the wardrobe, the career, those cute kiddies… Mr Beckham…

10.   Dianna Agron
She just fills me with Glee

Who's yours?
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