Kitsch Clutter: English Gent

I found more kitsch clutter for my home. Yes, yes. Pity Mr G.

I feel like these next items are ones that I'm coveting, not only for their own charms, but also for the way they perfectly complement what I've just noticed is an emerging theme: The English Gent.

So, we already have the moustache and the specs appearing in the conservatory Orangery, so what better way to "top off" the English Gent look, than literally, with a bowler hat?

I want us to have this Jeeves lighting from Design55 so badly.

Shame my bank balance doesn't.

Find the Jeeves pendant light, table lamp and wall light online at these links! And if you do, don't tell me about it, because I'll be well jell.

Now, what I need is something pocket watch and cane themed...

Oh! Oh!

You know who else loves a pocket watch? The White Rabbit. And there you have it. All (decorating) roads lead to Alice!

Kitsch Clutter: The Tash!

I have an addictive personality. I find one thing I like (stripes, flamingos, Alice in Wonderland, nautical, owls) and I become obsessed and snap up everything I can get my grubby little mitts on. I like to collect. I like sets. I like a theme. But don't forget I don't like matchy-matchy.

One of my most recent obsessions? Moustaches.

Recent tash acquisitions include a book bag, some soft furnishings and quite often, one on my face (I seem to be drawn to tash parties). Mr G grew one for our NYE party but I made him remove it the next morning. I like fake tashes, not real ones!

Apologies to people that keep receiving tashes for presents!

 Next on my list is this mat for the conservatory Orangery.



Moustache Doormat from Design55