Obsession: Flora and the Flamingo

I'm sorry.

I thought I was done with the flamingos. I thought I'd found them all. I thought I'd made my peace with it.

I hadn't.

I'm buying this.

I'm buying this, because:

1) It's cute and pink. I love cute pink things. Unless they cry/poo/vom.
2) She's called Flora. I wish I was called Flora.
3) Flora and the flamingo are dancing. I like to dance.
4) Flora is wearing a yellow swimming hat. I want a yellow swimming hat.
5) Flora is besties with a flamingo. Imagine being besties with a flamingo. 

 I bet Flora knows Alice too....