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| Missing: One Husband |
Last seen: At the altar, exactly three years ago.
Appearance: Once looked like a combination of all of Westlife, Gary Barlow and a BBC newsreader. Now expected to have a weary look, considerable eye bags and (non-designer) stubble.
Answers to: Griff, Gruff, Officer Nick, PC Griff, PC Gruff, Mr G, Number One Son, Golden Child.
Suspected location: Clues as to his whereabouts could include a trail of dirty socks, loose change and Mars bar wrappers.
Key suspects: We believe he is being held captive by the MPS until a ransom of One Soul is received.
If found: Will likely be asleep, shake vigorously and please return to me asap. He owes me an eternity ring!
Happy 3rd Anniversary Mr G!
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